Bugs Bunny: [discovers the monster] Uh-oh. Think fast, rabbit. My stars! Where did you ever get that awful hairdo? It doesn't become you at all.
[Sits the monster down and starts brushing its hair] Here, for goodness' sake, let me fix it up. Look how stringy and messy it is. What a shame. Such an interesting monster, too. My stars, if an interesting monster can't have an interesting hairdo, then I don't know what things are coming to. In my business you meet so many interesting people - Bobby pins, please - but the most interersting ones are the monsters. Oh, dear, that will never stay. We'll just have to have a permanemanent.
[Runs to get some dynamite and puts it on the monster's hair like rollers]
Now, I've got to give an interesting old lady a manicure, but I'll be back before you're done.
[Leaves; dynamite explodes, leaving a huge bald spot on the monster's head]
Water, Water Every Hare. Dir. Chuck Jones. 1952. Warner Bros. Pictures.
TIME: 8:08 PM
PLACE: Bathroom
SUBJECT: Hairdryer
The blow-dryer was laughing at me this morning…cheeky little thing. You don’t think I’m being paranoid do you?
It just wants to communicate with the world and make us smile. You are a great hair-dryer owner to have helped it make its dream come true.
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Pretty funny! It does look like it's laughing.
ReplyDeletelucks like a funny duck!
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