Tai: Do you think she's pretty?
Cher: No, she's a full-on Monet.
Tai: What's a monet?
Cher: It's like a painting, see? From far away, it's OK, but up close, it's a big old mess. Let's ask a guy. Christian, what do you think of Amber?
Christian: Hagsville.
Cher: See?
Murphy, Brittney, Alicia Silverstone, and Justin Walker, perf. Clueless. Dir. Amy Heckerling. 1995. Paramount.
TIME: 8:26 AM
PLACE: The Jeep
SUBJECT: Ice on window
We must have had some rain last night, and since it was so cold, everything this morning had a layer of ice on it. We still do not own an ice scraper (now it’s so close to spring, I just don’t see the point in purchasing one), so after the car heated up a little, I rolled the windows down to try and remove the icy coating. The window went down, but the ice remained vertical. It made a nice little Monet-type filter as I looked out of the window. The black outline on the right side of the photo is the rear view mirror.