Jay Jay, The Stuff of Nightmares (077/365)

"The sun is rising high up over TarryTown
Friends taking off and friends touching down
That’s where you’ll find that one of a kind,
Jay Jay, Jay Jay the Jet Plane
“That’s me!”
There’s never been another little guy like this.
So much in love with the sky like this.
So buckle up tight, it’s a magical flight
With Jay Jay. Jay Jay the Jet Plane
“That’s me!”

TIME:  8:40 PM
PLACE:  Wal-Mart
SUBJECT:  Jay Jay the Jet Plane Ride

I remember my kids watching this program when they were younger.
The faces on the planes used to scare Claudia.
She would have nightmares about them.
They bothered me too.

Really?

TIME:  8:31 PM
PLACE:  WalMart
SUBJECT:  Honey Maid Graham Squares

Honestly? 
If you are unable to break a graham cracker in half to make a s’more.
Maybe you have bigger problems than you realize.

People of Wal-Mart (336/365)

“Wal-mart... do they like make walls there?”

Paris Hilton (American, Socialite, b.1981)

TIME:  9:04 PM
PLACE:  Wal-Mart parking lot
SUBJECT:  MonkeyBoy and cart

Yes, this is how far down the tubes my life has sunk…shopping at Wal-Mart on a Friday night.  Poor MonkeyBoy was with me.  I’m sure the thought of having to be with his mom at Wal-Mart at 9 o’clock on a Friday night *and* having her take his picture in the parking lot, didn’t fill his heart with delight either. *wink*