Mr. Salt: What is this, Wonka? Some kind of funhouse?
Willy Wonka: Why? Having fun?
Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory. Writ. Roald Dahl. 1971. Warner Bros.
TIME: 8:35 PM
PLACE: Target bathroom
SUBJECT: Xlerator hand dryer
(taken with my cell phone)
DramaQueen had freshman orientation at the high school this evening. I cannot believe that my oldest will be in high school this fall. I DID manage to embarrass her several times during the evening. That’s my job. After, we went to Target to pick up a few items. I had to use the facilities before we started to shop. I’m looking like a Weeble in this reflection. That is NOT what my physique is like – honest!
