SpongeBob: “What is it about summertime that makes us so happy? The firefly-lit nights, the intoxicating aroma of a charcoal briquette, the hypnotic sound of a lawnmower running over a flip-flop?”
"Krabby Land." Perf. Tom Kinney. SpongeBob SquarePants. 3 Apr. 2004
TIME: 4:09 PM
PLACE: Back yard
SUBJECT: HandsomeHusband & lawnmower
The first mowing of 2010 took place this afternoon. The two girls were assigned the task of picking up the toys in the yard, but we still had a couple of causalities. Mr. Elephant and Mr. Alligator, I am so sorry that you were run over and chopped to bits…what a tragic way to meet your demise.
