“We won! We won! We won! Um, unfortunately, I bet on the other team, so we won't be going for pizza.”
--Chief Clancy Wiggum (The Simpsons)
TIME: 9:23 PM
PLACE: Living room
SUBJECT: DramaQueen’s eye black
The two district junior high baseball teams played against each other at the Minor League stadium this evening. DQ and her cousin S---- decided to apply eye black under their eyes and wear their team colors to “show school spirit.” I guess it worked…their school won 8-4.
“God gives us our relatives—thank God we can choose our friends.”
Ethel Watts Mumford (1878-1940), U.S. novelist, humorous writer, Addison Mizner, U.S. architect, and Oliver Herford (1863-1935), U.S. poet, illustrator. The Cynic's Calendar (1903).
TIME: 11:53 PM
PLACE: Dining room
SUBJECT: DramaQueen & Erin B.
Erin B. is spending the night…again *heavy, put-upon sigh* I’m kidding – she’s a good kid and I don’t mind having her here. Since she was here, I put her to good use - I made her and DQ pose with two of the chunky crayon lips StellaDella and I created the other night. Aren’t they just the most adorable girls you’ve ever seen?
