RIP - poor bunny.

TIME: 9:31 PM
PLACE: Alley
SUBJECT: Rabbit
Stella, Claudia and I were on our way home from seeing “The Incredibles 2” when I had to stop in the alley because this rabbit was in the way.
He just sat there. Didn’t even move when I honked the horn.
From this angle, it looks like he’s smoking that leaf on the ground.
Must have mellowed him out.
TIME: 6:41 PM
PLACE: Rural King
SUBJECT: Bunnies
Tonight, this rabbit is my spirit animal.
He is channeling my exhaustion.
Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember it didn't work for the rabbit.
-R.E. Shay
TIME: 5:49 PM
PLACE: Yard
SUBJECT: Rabbit
I think this is the rabbit that the dog chases each time she goes into the yard.
The rabbit is much faster than Oreo.
I don’t think there is much chance of her ever catching it.
Tim: Well, that's no ordinary rabbit.
King Arthur: Ohh.
Tim: That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!
Sir Robin: You tit! I soiled my armor I was so scared!
Tim: Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer!
Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975)
TIME: 6:06 PM
PLACE: Supermarket
SUBJECT: Rabbit cake
I would never buy this cake for Easter.
I’d be too afraid it would kill me.
And my bones would be strewn about its lair.
“Dear Easter Bunny, I left a snack for you. (It’s on the counter). Enjoy! Love, Claudia”
TIME: 9:18 PM
PLACE: Living room
SUBJECT: A note from the past
I found this note packed away in the Easter decorations.
I had to hang it up.
“All beaded with dew dawn grass runway Open-eyed rabbits hang dangle, loose feet in tall grass From alder snares.”
Gary Snyder (b. 1930), U.S. poet. Hunting (l. 1-5). . . No Nature; New and Selected Poems [Gary Snyder]. (1992) Pantheon Books.
TIME: 8:07 PM
PLACE: The pool
SUBJCT: Small rabbit
Although I did see a small rabbit in my backyard this afternoon, this photo doesn’t depict it. This was actually taken last night at the pool. I’m a little lax lately with my pictures. Hopefully the drought will not last long.
Q. What does the Easter Rabbit get for making a basket?
A. Two points just like everybody else!
A really bad joke
TIME: 10:41 PM
PLACE: Home
SUBJECT: Schieich rabbit figure & basket
The Schleich animal figures are a favorite around here and if I happen to come across one in my thrifting/yard sale/estate sale browsing, they come home with me. I found this rabbit at a thrift store along with this tiny basket. I believe the duo set me back a whole quarter. This bunny looks like a rabbit we use to own many years ago by the name of Peter Rabbit. DramaQueen named him herself.
Chief Wiggum: Ooh, and here, out of the mists of history, the legendary esquilax, a horse with the head of a rabbit and the body of a rabbit. [the rabbit hops out of its pen] Oh, it's galloping away.
Lisa: [chasing it] Here, bunny bunny. Here, bunny.
Chief Wiggum: [correcting her] "Here, esquilax".
TIME: 5:17 PM
PLACE: The backyard
SUBJECT: Rabbit garden statue
This bunny is made of concrete and will not gallop away. I think….I hope. If it does, I’m betting that the zombie apocalypse will be close behind.
“A house may draw visitors, but it is the possessor alone that can detain them”
Charles Caleb Colton (English sportsman and writer, 1780-1832)
TIME: 7:36 PM
PLACE: Front porch
SUBJECT: Rabbit
I looked out the front storm door and saw this rare sight – a rabbit was sitting on the lowest step of our front porch. Oreo was looking out the storm door as well, but luckily, her lower line of sight prevented her from seeing the bunny, otherwise she would have gone crazy and I wouldn’t have been able to snap this shot.
Ralph Wiggum: You smell like dead bunnies.
The Bart of War. The Simpsons. Season 14: Episode 21. May 18, 2003
TIME: 5:49 PM
PLACE: Elementary school
SUBJECT: Dearly departed rabbit
We had our bi-weekly Daisy meeting this afternoon. The girls’ project today was beautifying the school by planting flowers in the beds surrounding the trees in front of the building. While Miss Jody (our fearless leader) was prepping one of the beds for the girls to plant, she came across a bunny…Dum dum dummmm!…a dead bunny. ! The girls were fascinated and horrified by it at the same time. They wanted to give it a funeral and bury it in the flower beds, but Miss Jody and I nixed that idea. In the end, she placed it in a plastic flower pot and disposed of it in the dumpster. RIP bunny rabbit.
“Elmer Fudd: Zillions and twillions of wabbits! Where are they all coming from?
Bugs Bunny: [at an adding machine] From me, Doc. I'm multiplying, see? I'm multiplying!”
The Big Snooze. Prod. Edward Selzer. Dir. Robert Calmpett. Perf. Arthur Q. Bryan and Mel Blanc. Warner Bros. Pictures, 1946.
TIME: 6:33 PM
PLACE: Back yard
SUBJECT: Rabbits
These two guys were in our yard this evening. They were hanging out near the location where we found the baby bunnies last year. How much you want to bet that these guys will be multiplying like – well, rabbits.
“The bunny, the bunny, oh, I ate the bunny
I didn't eat my soup or my bread, just the bunny
The bunny, the bunny, oh, I ate the bunny
And now I'm feelin' sick in the head from the bunny.”
Phil Vischer, *The Bunny Song (The New & Improved).* sung by Mr. Nezzer and the Asparagus Vocalists. Rack, Shack & Benny. Veggie Tales, Big Idea Productions, 1995.
TIME: 8:43 PM
PLACE: Kitchen
SUBJECT: Chocolate rabbit
I held out all day. I even took a 9-mile bike ride. Then at 8:40pm, my willpower crumbled and I could resist no longer. I ate the bunny’s ears. They were good too. Happy Easter.
“The rabbit presses back her ears,
Turns back her liquid, anguished eyes
And crouches low; then with wild spring
Spurts from the terror of his oncoming;”
D.H. (David Herbert) Lawrence (1885-1930), British poet. Love on the Farm (l. 36-39). . . The Complete Poems [D. H. Lawrence]. Vivian de Sola Pinto and Warren Roberts, eds. (1993) Penguin Books
TIME: 6:58 PM
PLACE: The backyard
SUBJECT: Baby Bunnies
We have bunnies! Monkeyboy took the dog out this morning and when they came back in he said that she almost caught a baby rabbit, but it got away. I went out with him and he showed me where the rabbit disappeared in the grass. I saw the nest, but no bunnies were inside. After supper tonight, the kids and I trooped outside to check again (with my camera and sans dog) and there they were. I think there are 4 or 5 babies in the nest which is inside our yard, but just outside our fence. Now we will have to be extra vigilant whenever the dog goes out…I do not need the guilt of any bunny blood on my hands!
""Now, my dears," said old Mrs. Rabbit one morning, "You may go into the fields or down the lane, but don't go into Mr. McGregor's garden. "Your father had an accident there; he was put in a pie by Mrs. McGregor."
Beatrix Potter. The Tale of Peter Rabbit. Frederick Warne & Co. 1902
TIME: 6:25 PM
PLACE: Across the alley
SUBJECT: A rabbit
As I was putting some chocolate chip cookies in the oven to bake (don't be impressed, they were pre-made frozen dough from a school fundraiser) I looked out the window and saw a rabbit sloowly hopping from our garden to our driveway. I'm sure he was in there nibbling away at our plants, so I thought I would shoot him...with my camera of course! By the time I made it outside, he had hopped down the alley and into the yard across the way. Thank goodness for a fence post to rest the camera and my optical zoom on my Canon PowerShot S2 IS. I got him! You'd better stay away from my tomatoes or I'll put you into a pie you furry rodent!
"The rabbit has a charming face:
Its private life is a disgrace.
I really dare not name to you
The awful things that rabbits do."
Anonymous
TIME: 7:29 PM
PLACE: N. Church Street
SUBJECT: Rabbits
HandsomeHusband and I were invited to a barbeque today and we were able to attend "sans" children. My dad got stuck with happily watched the 3 kids for us. We dropped them off at his house about 4:15pm. We weren't at the get-together for long, just until about 7pm. We retrieved the kids from Dad's and as we were leaving, HH saw the rabbits in the open lot across the street from the house. I handed him my camera and he took the picture for me.