TIME: 10:06 PM
SUBJECT: Flat wallet
Did you groan when you read that title or did it give you a haddock? Whale, I’m sorry if you don’t like puns, but just try to get on board with it. The porpoise of today’s photo is to lure you in with the cuteness of my new wallet. You took the bait, chum. Holy mackerel, I hope your head isn’t swimming. That’s the power of the net.