Homer Simpson, The Simpsons, Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendment, 16 Mar. 1997.
TIME: 8:27 PM
SUBJECT: Beer stand at the Chili Cook-Off
Our town has its Annual Chili Cook-Off this weekend. Through my work, I volunteered to work the beer stand on the Square from 7:30 to 10:30. I figured it would be a good spot to see everyone. What everyone didn’t plan on was the rain and cold weather. It was a bit cold, wet and very slow tonight. It was still fun though – I’ll volunteer again next year.