TIME: 6:02 PM
PLACE: Home
SUBJECT: Jack on a trash bag
His favorite place to sleep?
A black trash bag filled with shredded paper.
TIME: 6:02 PM
PLACE: Home
SUBJECT: Jack on a trash bag
His favorite place to sleep?
A black trash bag filled with shredded paper.
“Nothing is so powerful as an insight into human nature . . . what compulsions drive a man, what instincts dominate his action . . . if you know these things about a man you can touch him at the core of his being.”
William Bernbach (American advertising executive, 1911-1982)
TIME: 8:23 PM
PLACE: Kitchen
SUBJECT: Target bags
What?! You mean to tell me that after you arrive home from a shopping excursion to Target, you don’t obsessively neatly triangle fold your plastic bags and arrange them in a pinwheel? I thought everyone did that. Please don’t judge me.
“I hate television. I hate it as much as peanuts. But I can't stop eating peanuts.”
Orson Welles (1915-1985), U.S. filmmaker. New York Herald Tribune (Oct. 12, 1956).
TIME: 6:19 PM
PLACE: Little League fields
SUBJECT: Bag of peanuts on my lap
So far this is my supper tonight – roasted peanuts at StellaDella’s ballgame. I like peanuts but I only ate about a third of the bag and ended up bringing the rest home.