Agent Cedric: Wait. You dropped your phony dog poo.
Blindman: What phony dog poo?
Top Secret, Paramount Pictures, 1984
TIME: 9:32 PM
PLACE: MonkeyBoy’s bedroom
SUBJECT: Fake Dog Poop on his pillow
I had to go to Target to buy some bleach for the laundry and while there I checked out the $1 area. They had some practical joke items including this Fake Dog Poop. I had to get it. I placed it on MB’s pillow and waited while he went into his room to go to bed. I hear him say “Oh my g-d!. Really…really? Mommmmm, one of the cat’s pooped on my pillow!” I walked over to his bed and said “Oh dear, that’s terrible. Here, let me clean it up for you.” Then I bent over and picked it up with my mouth. I heard him gasp as I did so (I wish I had a picture of his face when I did that - it had to be classic). When he found out that it was fake, he immediately wanted to put it on DQ’s pillow. She is at a school retreat this weekend and won’t be home until tomorrow afternoon – We can’t wait to see her reaction!