“I tell you to think black thoughts and you come up with that?!" the lieutenant had screamed. "Is a guinea pig bad? Do you consider a guinea pig the representation of all that is evil?"
Maybe... if it's an evil guinea pig.”
― Frank Beddor, The Looking Glass Wars
TIME: 6:02 PM
PLACE: Living room
SUBJECT: Guinea Pig
This is Albert.
He’s a classroom pet – only, not at our school, at another school in the district.
My husband is friends with the teacher.
She (the teacher) is the daughter of an ex-girlfriend
He agreed to let Stella rodent-sit him for the summer.
Because we don’t have enough animal in the house.