Social Distancing (174/366)

TIME: 2:48 pm
PLACE: Office
SUBJECT: Elevator floor

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Social distancing stickers in the elevator.

I guess you have the face the wall and can't look at each other either.

I’m Important Now (158/365)

TIME: 7:01 AM
PLACE: Work
SUBJECT: Name on glass

I’ve been given an office.

And my name is on the glass.

That’s how you know you are important. Right?

Ledger-flake (032/365)

TIME: 7:49 AM
PLACE: Work
SUBJECT: Paper snowflake

Last year I forced my co-workers to cut out snowflakes from ledger paper I had on hand from my old auditing days.

We also made a paper clip chain for garland.

They went back on the department tree this year.

Office Space (349/365)

Ms. Angela Li: All right! A two percent raise and a space heater for the teacher's lounge.

"Lucky Strike." Daria. Perf. Nora Laudani. MTV. 26 Mar. 2001. Television.

TIME:  1:15 PM
PLACE:  Work
SUBJECT:  Space heater & file drawers

As in other parts of the country, we’ve been experiencing below normal, bitterly cold temperatures here in the Midwest.  My office is located in the lower level of our building.  We have the most craptacular HVAC system ever.  It is always cold in my office (even in the summer, I have to have wear sweaters) – and with the weather we’ve been having it is simply freezing!  I am so thankful that I have a space heater, even if it is an older model…it keeps me warm and that is all that matters.

Do Not Operate Any Heavy Machinery (133/365)

 
“I have a few cavities. I don't like to call them cavities, though - I like to call them 'places to put stuff'. 'Do you know where I can store a pea?' 'Yes, I have some locations available.'”

Mitch Hedberg (American Comedian, 1968-2005)

TIME: 2:53 PM & 3:24 PM
PLACE:  Pediatric Dental Office 
SUBJECT: MonkeyBoy

MonkeyBoy had his appointment to have his cavity filled today.  I could tell he was a little nervous while we were in the waiting room.  However, he went through the procedure like a champ.  The laughing gas helped a bit with that.  Can you see how much more dilated his eyes are in the second photo?  The dentist and her assistant were exclaiming over how full and red his lips are...they teased him how many women pay good money to get lips
as full as his!