“Why is it that when you wipe up dust its called dusting but when you wipe up a spill its not called spilling? Just something to think about.”
Ellen DeGeneres (American stand-up comedian, actress, and talk show host, b. 1958)
TIME: 7:15 PM
SUBJECT: Spilled water glass
No unattended water glass safe in the house with Jack the cat around.
I swear he knocks them over just to spite me.
Luckily this one wasn’t full,
And there were no electronic devices nearby.