Bart: Rough day. Apu…Pump me a Squishee and don't spare the syrup.
Apu: Oh, perhaps you would like to try an experimental flavor of my own concoction. A delicious Chutney Squishee.
Bart: Oh... okay…
Apu: You can really taste the chutney!
The Simpsons: Season 3, Episode 22, The Otto Show (23 Apr. 1992)
TIME: 6:15 PM
PLACE: The White Cottage
SUBJECT: Electro Freeze machine
They opened for the season yesterday.
I’m pretty sure my dad was there when they unlocked the door.