~Oliver Wendell Holmes (American Physician, Poet, Writer, Humorist and Professor at Harvard, 1809-1894)
TIME: 9:57 PM
SUBJECT: Container of Oreo cookies
These cookies were purchased at 7:11pm from Target. This is what is left after being at our house for 2 hours and 46 minutes. Moral of the story? If you want an Oreo at our house, you need to be quick.