Dr. Forrester: Well, Joel, this invention is based on the old slinky train toy I had as a kid. It allows me to be in two places at once, connected by the special bio-tube. Well, it's much too complicated; it would take a scientist to explain it, and I'm simply too mad.
Mystery Science Theater 3000, Comedy Central, HBO (1988–1999)
TIME: 7:10 PM
PLACE: School fields
Practice has begun for the fall soccer leagues.
(Un)lucky us, both SD and MonkeyBoy have practice on the same nights, ending at the same time – at schools on the opposite ends of town.
And HH (after dropping MB off) had a meeting out of town.
I need to be in two places at once.
I hate to say this, but I’m almost looking forward to having DramaQueen driving.
Sometimes, like tonight, it could be very useful.
I know I will probably regret this yearning later.