Ty Webb: Just be the ball, be the ball, be the ball. You're not being the ball Danny.
Danny Noonan: It's hard when you're talking like that
Caddyshack, Harold Ramis dir, Orion Pictures Corporation, 1980
TIME: 7:35 PM
PLACE: Par 3 golf course
SUBJECT: Nitro 2 golf ball
So my cousin talked me into playing in a fundraiser for her boy’s grade school. Can I tell you the number of times that I have played “real” golf in my life? Counting tonight it is [drumroll]….4! All I can say is thank god it was best ball. I did make a couple of putts and once? We even ended up using my drive. <= that’s sad.