Emily Post (American authority on social behaviour, 1872-1960)
TIME: 9:30 PM
PLACE: My brother’s kitchen
We were at my nephew Michael’s high school graduation party this evening. This bug flew in and landed on the ceiling fan pull-chain. I was lucky to get a steady shot…my niece Shayne Marie kept poking me while I was trying to take the picture. That’s ok – I got her back. The bug fell on the counter and as she was leaning in to take a closer look, I goosed her on the back of the neck and made her jump a mile high. I’m a mean Aunt like that.