“What's the difference between a cat and a comma?…One has claws at the end of its paws, and the other a pause at the end of the its clause!”
TIME: 7:58 PM
PLACE: My desk
SUBJECT: Jack’s paws
These are paws that, when they come across a glass of water, have to knock it over. Jack does enjoy watching the water as it flows off of the table or counter or wherever the glass was and drizzle to the floor. Many a piece of mail, homework paper, magazine and even the occasional public library book has been drenched by Jack’s actions. I remind the kids that they cannot leave glasses of liquid sitting about – they are all considered fair game to the cat.