Homer: Well, crying isn't gonna bring him back ... unless your tears smell like dog food. So you can either sit there crying and eating can after can of dog food until your tears smell enough like dog food to make your dog come back, or you can go out there and find your dog.
"The Canine Mutiny." The Simpsons. 13 Apr. 1997. Television.
TIME: 11:03 PM
PLACE: Home
SUBJECT: Oreo’s dog food
When she’s not eating the cat’s food or getting into the trash can, this is what Oreo scarf’s down. I’m glad I’m not a dog.
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