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Kevin McCallister: Is this toothbrush approved by the American Dental Association?
Clerk: Well, I don't know. It doesn't say, hon.
Kevin McCallister: Well, could you please find out?

Home Alone, Macaulay Culkin, Ann Whitney, perf, Chris Columbus director, Twentieth Century Fox Film Corp, 1990.

TIME:  9:41 PM
PLACE:  Bathroom
SUBJECT:  Toothbrush

The American Dental Association recommends that you change your toothbrush every three months.  I usually replace mine about every two, ‘cause that’s how I roll.  Tonight, my new toothbrush makes its big debut.  Please, try to control your excitement.