Kirby: She is the only evidence of God I have seen with the exception of the mysterious force that removes one sock from the dryer every time I do my laundry.
Emilio Estevez, perf. St. Elmo’s Fire. Dir. Joel Schumacher. 1985. Columbia Pictures Corp.
TIME: 8:15 PM
SUBJECT: Unmatched socks
This evening, my kitchen table was host for the “Socks Without Partners” support group that meets weekly. It is always a well attended event. A few socks were re-united with their partners. But, as usual, the majority of the single socks went back to their home in the community laundry basket alone. It breaks my heart.