General der Infantrie Albert Burkhalter: What would you rather have fall upon you, responsibility, or snowflakes?
"Color The Luftwaffe Red." Hogan's Heros. Perf. Leon Askin. 16 Nov. 1968. Television.
TIME: 11:12 PM
PLACE: Living room
SUBJECT: Paper snowflakes
This is what I was doing while watching the James Bond movie last night – cutting out paper snowflakes to hang in the living room. And after? I vacuumed up all the little pieces of paper with my Dyson. Now you just stop right there. Please. Please quit being jealous of my wild Friday night escapades…it’s not always that exciting of a time. It’s usually quite boring.