Stephen Wright (American Actor and Writer, b.1955)
TIME: 11:06 PM
PLACE: The microwave
SUBJECT: Baked potato and done-for plate
A piece of advice to all you parents out there. Be sure to re-iterate to your children – especially the 8-year-old – that metal of any kind does not belong in the microwave. Because when they use that appliance to re-heat a leftover baked potato that is still wrapped in aluminum foil? It kind of causes issues. I’m just sayin’.