”Crabgrass can grow on bowling balls in airless rooms, and there is no known way to kill it that does not involve nuclear weapons.”
Dave Barry (American Writer and Humorist best known for his weekly newspaper column. b.1947)
TIME: 6:53 PM
PLACE: Back yard
SUBJECT: A gigantic crab grass growing between the patio cracks
It’s been so hot – I haven’t even attempted to do any weeding. Silly me…I didn’t think that even weeds would be growing during this heat wave. Obviously, I’ve underestimated the tenacity of crab grass.