“When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.”
Emo Philips (American comedian, b. 1956)
TIME: 9:26 PM
PLACE: Dining room
SUBJECT: Schwinn Plaque
Tomorrow evening is our town’s annual community bicycling event. A 15 (or 6) mile ride through the city begins 9pm. MB had outgrown his current bike, so we bought a “new to him” older Schwinn model. According to it’s serial number, it was built in February of 1980 – that’s 32 years ago. He says it’s retro. What? 1980 is considered retro? Now I feel old.