“Everybody wants to eat at the government's table, but nobody wants to do the dishes.”
Werner Finck (German comedian, actor, 1902-1978)
TIME: 11:58 PM
PLACE: Kitchen
SUBJECT: Clean dishes in dishwasher
I thank God for my dishwasher everyday. One of the best. inventions. ever. But I think I might have to stick a decision chart on the front of it for my family. Is your dish dirty? Yes. Open door to dishwasher. Are the dishes inside dirty? Yes. Can your dish be placed inside? Yes. Place dish in dishwasher and close door. Is dishwasher now full of dirty dishes? Yes. Add dishwashing powder and turn on. Are the dishes clean? Yes. Take clean dishes out and place in proper places in the cabinets and drawers, then place your dirty dishes inside the dishwasher. Close door. Excellent job! Now your mom/wife is a happy person.
3 comments:
best ever! We need it all day, too!
best ever! We need it all day, too!
I love mine too. I've only had one for 2 years and really appreciate it. However - I need a chart like you talked about. The same problems happen here.
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