Homer Simpson: [at a police seized-property auction] Wow, sweetheart, look at all this seized booty. We could find the drug boat of our dreams!
Marge Simpson: I don't want a drug boat.
Homer Simpson: Well, I bet there's drug dresses and drug vacuum cleaners too.
"Reality Bites." The Simpsons. Perf. Dan Castellaneta and Julie Kavner. 1997. Television.
TIME: 9:07 PM
PLACE: Living room
SUBJECT: My Dyson and the reason I own one
My Dyson seemed to have lost its suckage, especially in the wand. I called the 800 number on Thursday afternoon and the representative walked me through troubleshooting my vacuum. We determined that it didn’t have a blockage and needed to be sent to a repair shop. They located one near me and faxed over paperwork so I could call (they gave me the number as well) and make an appointment. Lucky me, the out-of-town shop had a satellite office in my city. I dropped the unit off on Saturday afternoon and today I received a phone call that it was fixed and ready to go. It needed a new cyclone assembly and was fixed under warranty – Hooray! Man does it really suck now. I love my Dyson.