“I bet when neanderthal kids would make a snowman, someone would always end up saying, 'Don't forget the thick, heavy brows.' Then they would get all embarrassed because they remembered they had the big husky brows too, and they'd get mad and eat the snowman.”
Jack Handy (American Writer and cast member of Saturday Night Live from 1991-2003. Famous for his Deep Thoughts comedy sketches.)
TIME: 9:07 PM
SUBJECT: January Family Project
StellaDella brought home a family project to complete for school. It is to decorate a snowman using whatever we want however we want and officially, it is due on Friday. This morning, SD told me that we had to DO IT TODAY because some classmates already brought theirs in and IT IS REQUIRED BY FRIDAY MOM!!!! Obviously, she didn’t want to wait until the last minute and needed me to get with the program. We worked on it this evening. Her idea was to make a snow-werewolf (of course it was…although I was a little surprised she didn’t want to make a snow-zombie) and she wanted to use the leftover fur from her werewolf hat I made in back in 2009. Lucky for me, I was able to find the fur without too much digging and we were able to put it together. The snow-werewolf is a girl. She is wearing a jaunty, striped scarf and is going to heave a snowball at you…because that is what snow-werewolves do.