Sunday, September 25, 2011

Reading Material (268/365)

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George Costanza (after having to buy a book that he took into a bookstore bathroom): “They made me buy it.. A hundred bucks this thing cost me. (Gesturing to the book) How dare they?! I got news for you, if it wasn't for the toilet, there would be no books.”

Seinfeld, “The Bookstore.” Written by: Spike Feresten, Darin Henry, and Mark Jaffe. April 9, 1998

TIME:  10:10 PM
PLACE:  Bathroom

StellaDella walked past me earlier this evening with a armload of books. 

“Is it ok if I take these upstairs Mom?” 
“Sure, just put them away when you are finished.”
”OK, I really, really need them right now.”

This is where she “needed” them.