George Costanza (after having to buy a book that he took into a bookstore bathroom): “They made me buy it.. A hundred bucks this thing cost me. (Gesturing to the book) How dare they?! I got news for you, if it wasn't for the toilet, there would be no books.”
Seinfeld, “The Bookstore.” Written by: Spike Feresten, Darin Henry, and Mark Jaffe. April 9, 1998
TIME: 10:10 PM
PLACE: Bathroom
SUBJECT: Books
StellaDella walked past me earlier this evening with a armload of books.
“Is it ok if I take these upstairs Mom?”
“Sure, just put them away when you are finished.”
”OK, I really, really need them right now.”
This is where she “needed” them.
2 comments:
Too funny!
Mari - She is a trip.
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