“When I found the skull in the woods, the first thing I did was call the police. But then I got curious about it. I picked it up, and started wondering who this person was, and why he had deer horns.”
Jack Handy (American Writer and cast member of Saturday Night Live from 1991-2003. Famous for his Deep Thoughts comedy sketches.)
TIME: 7:38 PM
PLACE: Boy Scout Meeting Room
SUBJECT: Deer skull and Crucifix
MonkeyBoy’s Boy Scout troop had a Court of Honor (earned ranks and badges are presented to the Scouts) this evening. MB received the badges he had earned while attending summer camp - Archery, Canoeing, First Aid and Lifesaving. The Court was held in the man-cave in the school basement where they attend their weekly meetings. On one wall, there is a large faux fireplace with a stone façade and hearth. Hanging from the top of the fireplace are the deer skull and the crucifix. Why yes, they are a Catholic troop…how did you guess?