Ralph Wiggum: [at the Lincoln Memorial, sitting on Lincoln's lap] I want a tricycle, and a dog who won't chew my Hot Wheels, and a brighter future for America. I'm Ralph Wiggum, and I've been a good boy.
"The Simpsons: E Pluribus Wiggum (#19.10)" (2008)
TIME: 7:45 PM
SUBJECT: Hot Wheels
(taken with my cellphone)
What do you do when the photos you took today left you feeling less than excited? Why, you process the jeebeezus out of them in Photoshop of course! That automatically makes them better. Right?