Marge: It's so quiet here without the kids.
Homer: What I wouldn't give to hear Lisa play another one of her jazzy tunes. [talks into her saxophone to the tune of Beethoven's fifth] Sax-a-ma-phone! Sax-a-ma-phone! [sighs] Oh.
Marge: I miss the way Bart would say something, and then say "dude".
Homer: I wish I knew something about the baby I could miss now.
Marge: You mean Maggie?
Homer: [happy] That's it.
The Simpsons, Home Sweet Home-Diddily-Dum-Doodily, 1 October 1995 (Season 7, Episode 3F01)
TIME: 8:39 PM
PLACE: Living room
SUBJECT: MonkeyBoy playing the saxophone
MB had a basketball game at 7pm tonight – then had to come home to finish homework and practice his saxophone. He will be playing in a Veteran’s Day assembly at school tomorrow afternoon. He was sounding pretty good tonight…why even DramaQueen mentioned that his playing didn’t hurt her ears. Wow, she actually gave him a compliment! The world must coming to an end. *wink*