Bugs Bunny: [discovers the monster] Uh-oh. Think fast, rabbit. My stars! Where did you ever get that awful hairdo? It doesn't become you at all.
[Sits the monster down and starts brushing its hair] Here, for goodness' sake, let me fix it up. Look how stringy and messy it is. What a shame. Such an interesting monster, too. My stars, if an interesting monster can't have an interesting hairdo, then I don't know what things are coming to. In my business you meet so many interesting people - Bobby pins, please - but the most interersting ones are the monsters. Oh, dear, that will never stay. We'll just have to have a permanemanent.
[Runs to get some dynamite and puts it on the monster's hair like rollers]
Now, I've got to give an interesting old lady a manicure, but I'll be back before you're done.
[Leaves; dynamite explodes, leaving a huge bald spot on the monster's head]
Water, Water Every Hare. Dir. Chuck Jones. 1952. Warner Bros. Pictures.
TIME: 8:08 PM
PLACE: Bathroom
SUBJECT: Hairdryer
The blow-dryer was laughing at me this morning…cheeky little thing. You don’t think I’m being paranoid do you?
3 comments:
It just wants to communicate with the world and make us smile. You are a great hair-dryer owner to have helped it make its dream come true.
Lucy
Pretty funny! It does look like it's laughing.
lucks like a funny duck!
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