“An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You would never see an ‘Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order’ sign, just ‘Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience’ ”
Mitch Hedberg (American Comedian, 1968-2005)
TIME: 7:42 PM
PLACE: The mall
SUBJECT: Down escalator at Sears
I was at the mall, not once, but twice today. *Sigh* I went this morning to Sears to buy the HandsomeHusband a new Craftsman workshirt and pants. He has some sort of meeting tomorrow and wanted a new set as all of his other ones are pretty worn. Then I headed to the library for some quick genealogy time before meeting HH for lunch at the hotdog place downtown. Later, when he got home after work, I pulled the pants out of the bag and….they were the wrong size. Doh! So after supper I schlepped back out to Sears to exchange them. Of course I had company, do you think DramaQueen would let be go without her?
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