“Around mid-life everyone goes maniac a little bit.”
Tom Berenger (American actor, b1949)
TIME: 7:03 PM
PLACE: Main Street
SUBJECT: Reflection of 1990 Corvette in downtown window
I guess it could have been worse – he could have gotten a girlfriend instead of a car. I think he calculated the car would cost him a whole lot less in the long run. *rolls eyes* Wait! If this is mid-life for him, does this mean he’s going to hang around until he is 110? Oy vey! – I was hoping to still be young enough to be able replace him with a handsome young stud after he’s gone. Drat…I guess I’ll need to alter my future plans.