Mitch Hedberg (American Comedian, 1968-2005)
TIME: 6:02 PM
SUBJECT: Kosher dill pickle halves
Random Fact #01824 about me: I don’t like pickles.
I don’t like mustard or sauerkraut either.
My husband thinks I am a freak because of this and says he wishes I would have told him that I didn’t like these things before we got married – because then he would have had a good reason to call off the wedding.
Dang! I knew I should have spoken up sooner!