“Now they show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image there. I think if you've got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it, maybe laundry isn't your biggest problem.Maybe you should get rid of the body before you do the wash.”
Jerry Seinfeld (American television Actor and Comedian, b.1954)
TIME: 7:27 PM
SUBJECT: Maytag Neptune Washer
I spent the majority of my Sunday in the bowels of our home, doing the laundry. I try not to complain about it too much. I appreciate the convenience of having a washer and dryer here at home ~ I remember when I first moved out of the ‘rents house and had to lug clothing to the Laundromat (or HH’s place). I sure wouldn’t want to do that now with a laundry pile for 5 people. However, it is a never ending and most of the time, thankless chore. Sometimes I wish I had a wife to do it for me. Any volunteers?