Gus: [looking at baseball cards] We've got statistics! I got 30 homeruns!
Richie: I got 11 foul ticks!
Clark: I got 20 eyes-closed strike outs, 5 broken windshields, and 6 dead birds! I'm freakin' awesome!
Rob Schneider, David Spade and Jon Heder, perf. The Benchwarmers. Dir. Dennis Dugan. 2006. Sony Pictures. DVD.
TIME: 2:50 PM
SUBJECT: Windshield chip
In the game of rock vs. windshield on Saturday, the rock ended up the victor. As did the glass repair place this afternoon, where I handed them over a check for $40. They repaired it by filling the chip with a resin. It’s barely noticeable. I figured I’d leave the insurance company out of this one…our rates will go up soon enough when DQ starts driving next year.