Murray Burns: [shouts at rows of houses] Neighbors, I have an announcement for you. I have never seen such a collection of dirty windows. Now I want to see all of you out there on the fire escape with your Mr. Clean bottles, and let's snap it up!
Robards, Jason, perf. A Thousand Clowns. Dir. Fred Coe. 1965. united Artists. DVD.
TIME: 3:47 PM
PLACE: Back driveway
SUBJECT: Fingerprints on passenger window
The husband just *had* to wash his mid-life-crisis-mobile today. You know, it was caught in the rain…twice. TWICE! And then, on Saturday, MonkeyBoy used the window as a door handle and left fingerprints all over the corner of the glass. Oh, the horror.