Water Fielding: Do you know how hard it is to find a really good carpenter? Besides, I think he's got a brother who's a plumber!
Anna Crowley: Really? A brother who's a plumber?
Water Fielding: I think so.
Anna Crowley: Do you think I should sleep with him?
Water Fielding: Maybe just this once.
The Money Pit (Tom Hanks, Shelley Long, Richard Benjamin-director, 1986)
TIME: 9:03 PM
PLACE: Our bathroom
SUBJECT: Remodeling carnage
The time has come to remodel the two bathrooms upstairs. They probably should have been redone before we moved into the house 8 years ago, but it all takes time and money. And unfortunately, we don't have a lot of either. But, it can't put it off any longer - the craptacular shower was leaking, and the cold water in the sink was continuously dripping, no matter how many times HandsomeHusband replaced the washers. Plus, we need to redo the bathrooms before we can even begin to think about replacing the kitchen downstairs (my main goal!), because of the plumbing. Ahh, the joys of living in an older home; something always needs to be done.