“The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year's Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you're married to.”
P.J. O'Rourke (American, Political satirist, journalist. writer, b1947)
TIME: 9:32 PM
PLACE: Living room
SUBJECT: Jack
Because nothing says “New Year’s Eve” like a picture of a sleeping cat made to look like he’s passed out with a badly Photo-shopped New Years hat and bottle of Maddog. Cheers!
“People today are healthier and drinking less. You know, if it wasn't for the junior high school next door, no one would even use the cigarette machine.”
Moe the Bartender, “The Simpsons,” Flaming Moe’s, (1991), Television.
TIME: 8:00 PM
PLACE: Kretzer’s Grill & Bar, Hoyleton, IL
SUBJECT: Cigarette machine
This machine was at a restaurant where HH & I met with some friends of ours for dinner this evening. You don’t see cigarette machines like this still in use very often anymore.
~*~*~
When we arrived home, this little vignette greeted us in the living room:
StellaDella built this “house” while we were out. DramaQueen said it took her about an hour to construct it. Check out the the security system she has in place:
I don’t know what to else to say about it. I’m pretty much dumbstruck.
“Everyone who gets sleepy at night should have a simple decent place to lay their heads, on terms they can afford to pay.”
Millard Fuller (American, Missionary, humanitarian, founder of Habitat for Humanity International, founder of The Fuller Center for Housing. 1935-2009)
TIME: 9:08 PM
PLACE: Living room
SUBJECT: Oreo
That poor pillow pet. Not only have I caught Jack trying to procreate with it in the past, but now the dog has claimed it as her very own headrest. Looks like a trip to the washing machine is in the unicorn’s future this evening.
Gary: Meow.
Spongbob SquarePants. Perf. Tom Kenny. Television.
TIME: 9:40 PM
PLACE: Home
SUBJECT: Gary the snail
Two snails and two more algae fish were purchased today by HH and SD for the goldfish tank. They made sure that the algae fish were large enough so that they would not succumb to the fate of their predecessors. I don’t know if SD has named the new arrivals yet, so I took it upon myself to name this snail, “Gary“ in honor of Gary on SpongeBob SquarePants. (I named the other snail, “Ms. Tuftsy.”) Isn’t he cute?
Calvin: “This is my snow sculpture, “Bourgeois Buffoon.” Can you believe my mom rejected my grant application to continue making these?”
Calvin and Hobbes syndicated daily comic strip (1985-1995), by Bill Watterson.
TIME: 8:09 AM
PLACE: Front yard
SUBJECT: StellaDella & a very leafy snowman
At 6:30 am, I was awakened by a loud, breathy whisper in my ear of “Mom!!! It snowed!!!!! Can I go outside and make a snowman?” Sure, SD, knock yourself out, just use what little snow there is in the front yard as opposed to the fenced in area where the dog does her business, m’kay? And with that permission given, she went out and created her masterpiece.
“No animal should ever jump up on the dining room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation."
Fran Lebowitz (American Writer and Humorist, b.1950)
TIME: 9:07 PM
PLACE: Living room
SUBJECT: Ruined chair and reason why
I bought this recliner about a year before the HH brought home the dog. That means I had about one year of owning a nice piece of furniture – one that was un-molested by doggie nails and un-permeated by doggie odor. That is so not the case now.
“At Christmas play and make good cheer, for Christmas comes but once a year.”
Thomas Tusser (English Farmer and Writer. 1524-1580)
TIME: 7:03 AM
PLACE: Living room
SUBJECT: StellaDella, DramaQueen & MonkeyBoy
I hate using the flash, but had to do it this morning to get a decent shot of the kids. This is right before the presents were opened. They were all very happy with their gifts. We do have an issue trying to get MB’s new Turtle Beach headset to work with his Xbox 360, but I think a trip to the store tomorrow for a compatible cable with fix that right up.
~*~*~*~
My gift? Glad you asked. I must have been very good this year. (Or, more than likely, I whined so much about it that DH decided he couldn’t take it anymore and bought it to shut me up.) I am now the owner of a Canon EF-S60mm f/2.8 Macro USM lens! Can I get a “Woot-Woot!” I played around with it a little this afternoon. I think I’m gonna like it.
TIME: 2:25 PM
SUBJET: Blade
TIME: 2:34 PM
SUBJECT: MB’s eyelashes (he was napping)
TIME: 2:41 PM
SUBJECT: Bubbles in a bottle of Windex cleaner
TIME: 7:14 PM
SUBJECT: Radiatore noodles
“Christmas is a day of meaning and traditions, a special day spent in the warm circle of family and friends.”
Margaret Thatcher (British Politician and Prime Minister. b.1925)
TIME: 8:09 PM
PLACE: Steps at Dad’s house
SUBJECT: 9 out of the 11 grandchildren (or 81.8%)
Here they are…almost all of the grandchildren sitting for the traditional stair picture at Grandpa’s house on Christmas Eve. My brother, sister-in-law, niece and nephew from California weren’t able to make it into town for the holidays. We missed having them with us. Shortly after this photo was taken, we Skyped them so they could be with us while the little ones opened their gifts from Grandpa. Hmm, next time if they can’t make it, we’ll have to place the netbook on the steps while the two kids on the webcam and take the photo. That way we will have all of the grandchildren in the picture!
“A cherub's face, a reptile all the rest”
Alexander Pope (English Poet, 1688-1744)
TIME: 6:24 PM
PLACE: Home
SUBJECT: StellaDella & Blade
“Awwwww Mom…look how cuuuuuute Blade is! Isn’t he the sweetest thing you’ve ever seen? Ooooooh…I just love, love, love him sooooo much! And look, he loves me too!”
"Dear brightest star o'er Bethlehem, O let your precious light shine in with hope and peace toward men in every home tonight."
“A Thousand Candles,” Swedish Carol
TIME: 4:10 PM
PLACE: Westfield Manor, Independent Living Community
SUBJECT: Electric star
StellaDella’s Girl Scout troop helped to deliver Christmas baskets to seniors at an independent living community. After all the baskets were delivered, the girls gathered in the lobby and sang Christmas carols to the residents. Santa and Mrs. Claus even showed up to join in the caroling.
“If you ever have to steal money from your kid, and later on he discovers it's gone, I think a good thing to do is to blame it on Santa Claus”
Jack Handy (American Writer and cast member of Saturday Night Live from 1991-2003. Famous for his Deep Thoughts comedy sketches.)
TIME: 9:33 PM
PLACE: Home
SUBJECT: Playmobil Santa
This year, we got out one of our many Playmobil Advent calendars to help countdown the days until Christmas. Today’s figure was the man in red, Santa Claus, himself. I was reminded that there are only three more boxes to open until the big event. I am so not ready.
“Relax, Georgie, I'm just making my collar and cuffs match.”
Carole Lombard (American Actress, 1908-1942)
TIME: 7:28 PM
PLACE: Home
SUBJECT: Jack’s new collar
StellaDella made this Christmas collar for Jack tonight from scraps of fabric left over from a school art project. He looks so festive.
Homer: Woo-hoo! I'm a college man! I won't need my high school diploma any more! [sets fire to it and starts singing] I am so smart! I am so smart! I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T! I mean, S-M-A-R-T...
"Homer Goes To College.” The Simpsons. Season 5, Episode 3. 14 Oct. 1993. Television.
TIME: 8:08 PM
PLACE: Home
SUBJECT: My new phone
Well I finally bit the bullet and upgraded my (4 year-old) phone. I decided to get a Motorola Atrix2. Yes, I have joined the dark side. The most amazing thing to me about this phone? It has an 8(!) megapixel camera. That’s 3 more megapixels than my Canon Power Shot S2 IS that I take my macro photos with. And it’s only 2 less than the megapixels on my Canon Rebel XS. Crazy.
“With your lovely smile.
I see you slither away with your skin and your tail,
Your flickering tongue and your rattling scales
Like a real reptile.”
The Church. "Reptile." Starfish. Arista Records, 1988
TIME: 6:48 PM
PLACE: Home
SUBJECT: Crested Gecko aka “Blade”
StellaDella has been fascinated by reptiles since seeing them at the library two years ago. She has had HH and I take her to the exotic reptile store a number of times over the past year. Apparently, for her, these trips were actually scouting expeditions to determine the reptile she was going to ask Santa to bring. After many conversations with Santa, it was decided that she could have a Crested Gecko this year. Since Santa can’t bring reptiles on his sleigh (it gets too cold for the critters), he called HH and co-ordinated the pick-up of the gecko from the Tye-Dyed Iguana today. She promptly named him “Blade” and is one happy girl.
“An abstainer is a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure.”
Ambrose Bierce (American Writer, Journalist and Editor, 1842-1914)
TIME: 1:27 PM
PLACE: Kitchen
SUBJECT: Italian cookies
7 pounds of Italian cookies were purchased from Rosciglione’s Bakery this morning. 5 of those pounds are individual gifts for friends of ours. The remaining 2 pounds are for us. Right now they are sitting on the kitchen counter, calling out and tempting me to consume them. I know I could eat the whole damn box all by myself before Tuesday. Stupid cookies. Their deliciousness just overrides what little self-control I possess.
"Knuper, knuper, kneischen,
Wer knupert an meinem Häuschen?”
Or
”Nibble, nibble, little mouse,
Who is nibbling at my house?”
Grimm, Jacob and Wilhelm. Hansel & Gretel. 1812
TIME: 8:17 PM
PLACE: Kitchen
SUBJECT: Graham cracker “Gingerbread” house
StellaDella made this house at school today. She said that she had a lot more candy on it, but she was hungry and ate them.
Lyle Lanley: Throw up your hands and raise your voice!
All: Monorail!
Lyle Lanley: What's it called?
All: Monorail!
Lyle Lanley: Once again...
All: Monorail!
Marge: But Main Street's still all cracked and broken...
Bart: Sorry, Mom, the mob has spoken!
All: Monorail! Monorail! Monorail! Monorail!
Homer: Mono... D'oh!
"Marge vs. the Monorail." The Simpsons. 14 Jan. 1993. Television.
TIME: 8:59 PM
PLACE: Upstairs
SUBJECT: Tessa
Here is Tessa, lying “Monorail” style on the bannister in our upstairs hallway. The recipient of her evil glare was the dog, who happened to be sitting right beside me when I took the photo.
“If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.”
Eddie Izzard (British stand-up Comedian and Actor. b.1962)
TIME: 3:55 PM
PLACE: Pink Elephant Antique Mall, Livingston, IL
SUBJECT: A pink elephant of course
How can you not stop the car and take a picture when you spy a gigantic pink elephant as you are driving down the highway? In fact, I believe it’s the law in 36 states.
“I bought my brother some gift-wrap for Christmas. I took it to the Gift Wrap department and told them to wrap it, but in a different print so he would know when to stop unwrapping.”
Stephen Wright (American Actor and Writer, b.1955)
TIME: 11:58 PM
PLACE: Desk
SUBJECT: Employee gift exchange contribution
Tomorrow is the Christmas luncheon and gift exchange at work. The gift exchange isn’t mandatory, but I decided to join in this year. It’s one of those exchanges where you can “steal” gifts from co-workers. The only stipulations were the gift value ($15) and you had to wrap it pretty. I bought a $15 Starbucks card and then I went “green” with the wrapping. I used a cereal box to place the gift in; then made the bow out of a jeweler’s advertising insert and wrapped the box with the stock section of the paper. I think it’s rather festive myself.
Kirby: She is the only evidence of God I have seen with the exception of the mysterious force that removes one sock from the dryer every time I do my laundry.
Emilio Estevez, perf. St. Elmo’s Fire. Dir. Joel Schumacher. 1985. Columbia Pictures Corp.
TIME: 8:15 PM
PLACE: Kitchen
SUBJECT: Unmatched socks
This evening, my kitchen table was host for the “Socks Without Partners” support group that meets weekly. It is always a well attended event. A few socks were re-united with their partners. But, as usual, the majority of the single socks went back to their home in the community laundry basket alone. It breaks my heart.
Odysseus: If they ever tell my story let them say that I walked with giants. Men rise and fall like the winter wheat, but these names will never die.
Sean Bean, perf. Troy. Dir. Wolfgang Petersen. 2004. Warner Brothers.
TIME: 4:12 PM
PLACE: Outside of Sparta, IL
SUBJECT: Fields
HH and I were invited to a Christmas party at the home of one of his co-worker and his wife this afternoon. Their house was amazing. She had placed a Christmas tree in nearly every room, all beautifully decorated. My favorite was the picture tree she had in the utility room. It was hung with small framed old family photos. As a dabbling genealogist, I thought that was the cleverest thing. Now, they like to hunt and had many taxidermied trophies throughout their home as well. There were 5 deer and 3 antelope heads in their living room alone. I know, I know - it sounds like a lot, but the way they were arranged in the room was perfect and it all looked natural and tasteful. ~*~*~ The picture above is the view as we drove out of the driveway to the road. So pretty. I need a home in the country.
General der Infantrie Albert Burkhalter: What would you rather have fall upon you, responsibility, or snowflakes?
"Color The Luftwaffe Red." Hogan's Heros. Perf. Leon Askin. 16 Nov. 1968. Television.
TIME: 11:12 PM
PLACE: Living room
SUBJECT: Paper snowflakes
This is what I was doing while watching the James Bond movie last night – cutting out paper snowflakes to hang in the living room. And after? I vacuumed up all the little pieces of paper with my Dyson. Now you just stop right there. Please. Please quit being jealous of my wild Friday night escapades…it’s not always that exciting of a time. It’s usually quite boring.
“I want to be a lion
Everybody wants to pass as cats
We all want to be big big stars, but we got different reasons for that”
Counting Crows. "Mr. Jones." August and Everything After. By Adam Duritz and David Bryson. Geffen Records, 1993.
TIME: 10:06 PM
PLACE: Living room
SUBJECT: Jack & MGM Lion
MonkeyBoy was just starting to watch a move on his Xbox (James Bond-Tomorrow Never Dies) when Jack decided he needed to lay right in front of the TV. The MGM lion can’t believe that another cat is usurping his limelight.
"The pear is the grandfather of the apple, its poor relation, a fallen aristocrat, the man-at-arms of our domains, which once, in our humid land, lived lonely and lordly, preserving the memory of its prestige by its haughty comportment."
Francois Pierre de la Varenne (Burgundian, author of Le Cuisinier françois (1651), the founding text of modern French cuisine, 1615–1678)
TIME: 11:49 PM
PLACE: Christmas tree
SUBJECT: Ornament
A very happy eBay find earlier this fall. It’s a chenille armed, drumstick wielding, shiny majorette hat wearing, golden spidery eyelash sporting, red-mouthed grinning, green “velvet” covered pear. What’s not to like? I smile every time I see him as I pass by the Christmas tree.
“There may be snow on the roof, but there's fire in the belly”
Proverb quotes
TIME: 8:09 AM
PLACE: Driveway
SUBJECT: Snow on the car roof
We woke up to just a slight bit of the white stuff sticking to outdoor objects this morning. It didn’t stay, thank goodness. I am sooo not looking forward to winter weather. Who wants to move to Rio with me?
Goof: What exactly do you have planned for us?
Homer: Well, I get up and dance, and I spell out the name of the city,
all to the tune of `Baby Elephant Walk'.
Goof: Ah, Mancini. The mascot's best friend.
Homer and the Capital City Goofball plan their strategy, The Simpsons. ``Dancin' Homer.'' Written by Ken Levine and David Isaacs. Aired 8 November 1990
“Golden coins, I’ll place at your feet
Precious jewels to make life complete
All my treasures are yours my sweet”
Golden Coins, words & music by Giant, Baum and Kaye. Performed by Elvis Presley.
TIME: 11:31 PM
PLACE: Kitchen
SUBJECT: Gold chocolate coins
Tonight is St. Nicholas eve, and the stockings have been hung on the door handles of the children’s bedrooms. I had planned to get the stocking stuffers at lunch today, but didn’t make it. I had a Brownie meeting tonight, then had to pick up MB from Boy Scouts at 8:30 – so I didn’t get to leave for the dreaded Wal-Mart until then. It took me longer than expected. Can you believe the Mart did not have the chocolate gold coins that St. Nick *always* brings. So I had to make a trip to Walgreens as well. Luckily, they were with the program and the tradition has been saved. ‘Cause if the kids didn’t find gold chocolate coins their stockings, it would have been a tragedy of epic proportions. At least, that’s what DQ was hinting before I left the house.
“Lady, three white leopards sat under a juniper-tree
In the cool of the day, having fed to satiety…”
T.S. (Thomas Stearns) Eliot (1888-1965), Anglo-American critic, poet. Ash Wednesday (l. 42-47). . . Oxford Book of American Verse, The. F. O. Matthiessen, ed. (1950) Oxford University Press.
TIME: 9:38 AM
PLACE: Around town
SUBJECT: Juniper berries
HH and I went to breakfast again while the children were at Sunday School. As we were leaving, I grabbed this shot of the berries on the red cedar juniper planted outside the restaurant. The rest of the day consisted of climbing into the attic to get the Christmas decorations down (because of the nagging urging of SD) and spending waaay too much time getting the tree up and the lights on it – this included a trip to K-mart to purchase two new sets of lights, because 5 of the sets I had wouldn’t work. I decided I didn’t want to spend my time going through 750 lights (5 sets x 150 bulbs) to determine which one was loose. Yes…I replaced the fuses first…stupid lights.
“I have forgotten much, but still remember
The poinsettia's red, blood-red in warm December. “
Claude McKay (1889-1948), U.S.-Jamaican poet. Flame-Heart (l. 9-10). . . Caroling Dusk; an Anthology of Verse by Negro Poets. Countee Cullen, ed. (1927) Harper & Brothers.
TIME: 10:49 PM
PLACE: M-- Company annual Christmas party
SUBJECT: Poinsettias
StellaDella and I went with my dad to a Christmas party thrown by a contractor that his construction firm works with. Here she is with Santa:
And here she is later, with her cousins, after they had their faces painted. Because, you know, nothing says Christmas like butterflies, skeletons and golden fangs.
Where were my older two children? They didn’t go this year. Instead, they participated in a 5K run in our town. MonkeyBoy finished 171st out of 822 runners with a time of 25:20 and DramaQueen was 603rd with a time of 37:28. This was their first race and I am proud of both of them for their accomplishments. I just might have to take up running and join them next time.
“Wal-mart... do they like make walls there?”
Paris Hilton (American, Socialite, b.1981)
TIME: 9:04 PM
PLACE: Wal-Mart parking lot
SUBJECT: MonkeyBoy and cart
Yes, this is how far down the tubes my life has sunk…shopping at Wal-Mart on a Friday night. Poor MonkeyBoy was with me. I’m sure the thought of having to be with his mom at Wal-Mart at 9 o’clock on a Friday night *and* having her take his picture in the parking lot, didn’t fill his heart with delight either. *wink*
Buddy: Sounds like somebody needs to sing a Christmas Carol.
Jovie: No way.
Buddy: The best way to spread Christmas Cheer, is singing loud for all to hear.
Jovie: Thanks, but I don't sing.
Buddy: Oh, well, it's just like talking, except longer and louder, and you move your voice up and down.
Will Ferrell and Zooey Deschanel, perf. Elf. Dir. Jon Favreau. 2003. New Line Cinema.
TIME: 5:57 PM
PLACE: Junior High School Gym
SUBJECT: StellaDella
It can’t be that time already. Didn’t we just attend this recently? It’s really been a year already? *Sigh* In any case, SD sang and performed her little heart out…Afterwards, I had a couple of other parents and grandparents seek me out to tell me how much they enjoyed watching her on the stage because of her enthusiasm. That’s my girl.
~*~*~
Gah! I just noticed that SD is wearing the same dress that she wore in last year’s Christmas program. What a major faux pas. I’ll probably get my mom card revoked.
“We are born believing. A man bears beliefs as a tree bears apples.”
Ralph Waldo Emerson (1803-1882), U.S. essayist, poet, philosopher. "Worship," The Conduct of Life (1860).
TIME: 3:37 PM
PLACE: Work parking lot
SUBJECT: Crab apples on tree
We saw the sun today! The crab apples on the tree at work looked pretty against the bright blue sky.
“Happiness is like the penny candy of our youth: we got a lot more for our money back when we had no money.“
Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960
TIME: 6:13 PM
PLACE: Junior High Gym
SUBJECT: Twisted Berry Blast Ring Pop
When we go to MB’s basketball games, SD always asks for money for the snack bar. She *needs* a Slim Jim, popcorn and a ring pop to make it through the game. I don’t want to know the amount of money I’ve spent at snack bars this basketball season…and the sad part is, it ain’t over yet.
Jimmy: You know, there's some sort of speed control on here, somewhere.
Beth: Oh, hang on, hang on, here are the instructions for the shredder.
Jimmy: Wait, wait a minute, wait, wait, wait, wait. Shredding the instructions for the shredder. Talk about your mind blowing irony. Dare I?
Beth: Oh, ah, Sir, I...
Jimmy: Let's do it. Go, baby, go!
[Drops manual in shredder]
Jimmy: Now, where the hell's that speed control?
"Friends." News Radio. Perf. Stephen Root and Vicki Lewis. 14 Nov. 1995. Television.
TIME: 10:49 PM
PLACE: Home
SUBJECT: Shredded remains
How I spent my evening…catching up on the never-ending pile of paperwork at home. Going through the mail/bills/receipts/school papers/etc.; entering data into my Quicken program (because you know, I can’t get enough of that number stuff at work – you caught my sarcastic tone right?); and shredding everything when I’m done with it. I shred it all because I am a paranoid person and don’t need anyone getting into my “bidnesz”.
“From the shaken tower
A flock of bells take flight,
And go with the hour.”
Alice Meynell (1847-1922), British poet (Mrs. Wilfrid Meynell). Chimes (l. 2-4). . . Come Hither. Walter de la Mare, comp. (3d ed., 1957) Alfred A. Knopf.
TIME: 3:29 PM
PLACE: Target parking lot
SUBJECT: Flock of birds
Oh man, is it feeling like winter today. Such a cold and gray sky. I took MonkeyBoy to Target to buy him a new belt so his pants don’t sag. On our way to back to the car, a huge flock of birds flew overhead. It took me a little bit to get the camera out of my purse, so this is the tail end of the swarm. The beginning of the flock was more dense.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Well, it's no secret that the best thing about a secret is secretly telling someone your secret, thereby adding another secret to their secret collection of secrets, secretly.
"The Secret Box." Spongbob Squarepants. Perf. Tom Kenny. 1 Sept. 2001. Television.
TIME: 8:54 PM
PLACE: Outside Masonic hall
SUBECT: Masonic emblem
I could tell you where we were and what we were doing…but then I would have to kill you….Kidding! HH and I just attended a function at a Mason’s Hall this evening. And last night I had my 30 year(!!) 8th grade reunion. (I’m such the social butterfly this weekend.) The reunion was so fun – I went to a Catholic grade school beginning in 2nd grade and it was pretty much the same classmates each year until we graduated. It was so neat to be able to meet up again with people that I spent 7 years of my life with and hadn’t seen for many, many years. We even had our 3rd, 6th and 8th grade teachers attend. It was a good reunion with many hugs, “Do you remember?”s, laughs and a ton of catching up with each others lives. It was like we never had been apart.
“All parts of the human body get tired eventually - except the tongue”
Konrad Adenauer (German Statesman He was the first Chancellor of Federal Republic of West Germany, 1876-1967)
IME: 10:35 AM
PLACE: Main Street
SUBJECT: MonkeyBoy and StellaDella
Santa Claus came to town today via our city’s annual Santa Claus parade. MB, SD, Oreo and my dad walked up to Main Street to watch. The kids collected a ton of candy and Oreo even received a squeaky toy from the Kennel Club marchers. One of the pieces of candy was a “Tongue Coloring Fizzy Candies”…can you tell?
Beans glisten bright green
Crisp bacon nestled amid
Happy Thanksgiving
Original Haiku by Sujomi
TIME: 12:02 PM
PLACE: Kitchen
SUBJECT: My contribution to Thanksgiving dinner at Dad’s house
This is the way we like our green beans at Thanksgiving (and at any other celebration throughout the year). Fresh beans, mixed with lots of crisp bacon and translucent onions, all coated in the bacon drippings. There are never any leftovers.
“Once you get a spice in your home, you have it forever. Women never throw out spices. The Egyptians were buried with their spices. I know which one I'm taking with me when I go.”
Erma Bombeck (U.S. humorist, 1927-1996)
TIME: 8:00 PM
PLACE: Dad’s kitchen
SUBJECT: Spices
I made a chicken pot pie for supper. The kids and I took it over to Dad’s house to share with him and to begin cooking for Thanksgiving tomorrow. After we ate, I started making the stuffing. My recipe called for poultry seasoning and I forgot to bring mine, so I asked Dad if he had any. He didn’t, but he did have this lemon extract, nutmeg and Fruit Fresh in his pantry. I’ll bet if you combine their ages it would turn out to be close to the number of the birthday Dad will be celebrating this coming May. He can’t throw them out now…they’re practically vintage.
"November's sky is chill and drear,
November's leaf is red and sear."
Sir Walter Scott (1771-1832), “Ettrick Forest in November.”
“Why was Plymouth Rock so brave?
…Because it was a little boulder.”
A really bad joke
TIME: 10:01 PM
PLACE: Kitchen
SUBJECT: Rock turkey craft
At the brownie meeting tonight, I had the brownies make turkeys out of rocks, felt and of course, googly eyes. My prototype is in the left and StellaDella’s version is on the right. Her turkey has quite the long wattle and an insane amount of tail feathers. A quintessential SD artistic creation.
